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Horoscopes for August 10, 2011
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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday! Look at you. Ain’t you special? There are lots of other people that claim this day as theirs, too. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Just because there have been some inaccuracies in your horoscope does not mean that you should give up on looking to the zodiac for guidance. You know that we work really hard to make sure that you get the best information possible. Babe Ruth is known for the massive amount of home runs he hit…. but did you know that he struck out more than anyone in the league at the time? It’s true. Have faith, grasshopper! Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Watch out. It’s all fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Look on the bright side… find solace in your solitude. Think of it this way. Nobody will see the tears caused by your loneliness. We would say that you should wait until it rains to cry, but who the heck knows when it’s gonna rain!?!?! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your plans go against what the stars see in your future. Prepare for disappointment. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You will suddenly find yourself swimming in a sea of confusion. Not to worry… everyone around you was in the same boat when it sunk. Band together with your cohorts and try to figure out which way to go. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Power naps may be recommended by many scientists, but you boss will frown on the practice when they discover you in the middle of one today. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Clear your appointment calendar for today. It’s not like there was actually anything important to do anyway. Leo (July 23 – August 22) The events of today will throw you off your game. This should not surprise you, since your game was pretty lame in the first place. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You are wondering what the big deal is about the United States’ credit rating being downgraded. You figure that your credit rating has been in the tank for years and you’re doing pretty good. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Feel your way throughout the day. This could cause problems if you begin to feel someone of the opposite sex, so be careful when you’re feeling. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Look for the way out. There will not be an EXIT sign. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) We know how it’s gonna sound but today you really will meet a tall dark stranger.]]]]> ]]>
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