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Horoscopes for August 13, 2011
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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday! You’re known because think outside the box… unfortunately, your cat does something else outside the box. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) People just have a problem with your detached air of superiority. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) You will defend your choice to match people that you meet with a certain stereo-type because it saves you time and energy. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) You will have incredible difficulty with names today. Just call everyone you see by some made-up pet name. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You have something growing in the bottom of your refrigerator. It’s probably not harmful, but you might want to check the contents in that bottom drawer. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Pry yourself away from the computer for ten minutes and pay attention to a human being. If you don’t, you will probably start the transformation from human to Borg. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You did the math and have figured out that your car is overdue for an oil change. Congratulations. You didn’t even notice the sticker they placed in the top left corner of your windshield for your convenience. Boy, you really are oblivious!!! Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You will have nightmares about the little person who put you in your place yesterday. Don’t worry, your dreams can’t actually hurt you. Leo (July 23 – August 22) You will hear that a new restaurant is coming to Vicksburg and will tell all your friends that Holstein cows are in their future! Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You are the type of person who blows everything out of proportion. Try to curb that tendency in the future. People really don’t like that about you. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Create something with your hands…. it’s better than what you were planning on doing with them. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Most people live by the mantra “What doesn’t kill me, only makes me stronger.” You, on the other hand, have the attitude that “If it doesn’t kill me, I’m going to complain about it.” Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) You have our permission to freak out as often as you would like today. You’re gonna do it anyway, we just figured we’d be supportive.]]]]> ]]>
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