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Horoscopes for August 14, 2011




If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!  Flipping out is not your forté.  Your life is not over just because your celebrated (or rather panicked over) another birthday.  Get over it and have some fun!  Sheesh! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Find the source of that stench and do something about it! Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Chewing on your toenails is a bad habit. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) The constant dripping of the faucet in the bathroom makes it almost impossible to stay out of the bathroom…. you just keep going and going and going…..  and then you hear the drip and think you have to go some more.   FIX THE FAUCET ALREADY! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Call a friend and ask for a ride home.  Someone put something in your drink at lunch.  If you had read this earlier in the day, you would have known to grab a bottled drink, but noooo… you just couldn’t take the time this morning! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You can tell that that special someone is holding out.  Something isn’t right.  Be careful, it might be a surprise for you and if you push too hard, they’ll feel pushed away. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Try not using any kind of perfume or cologne today.  There’s something about what you wear that makes people want to go away from you. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) A game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey will go horribly awry. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Find your closest friend and you will find the person that has been telling us all your secrets.  We’ve kept our mouth shut, but how long will it be before they start spilling everything to everyone.  Shut them up while you can. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You should really talk to your friends about starting a letter writing campaign to bring back The Muppet Show! Libra (September 23 – October 22) You have gotten so sick of politics that you are going to start writing editorials about your beliefs and ideals.  You could be painting a target on yourself.  You sound a lot like Ron Paul and you know what people say about him! Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Glory, glory, glory.  You were saved from the embarrassment of people knowing what happened to put that stain on the back of your pants.  Your quick thinking really did you good this time. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The US got a downgrade in their credit rating.  This means that lots of people have lowered their standards. This is the perfect time for you to find someone special!]]]]> ]]>

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