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Horoscopes for August 27, 2011

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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday! Poof… you’re older.  That’s just what you needed! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Your power emanates from deep within you.  It releases itself with a mighty force that is extremely loud.  Some people will claim that you smell bad, but you know that it doesn’t smell that bad. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Your attempt to repair that kitchen appliance will increase the need to have the fire extinguisher handy. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) What would MacGyver do? Aries (March 21 – April 19) A piece of ceiling tile will fall on your head. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Have a Coke and a smile and shut the heck up! Gemini (May 21 – June 20) The aliens took you up to their ship and then sent you back when you failed the IQ test. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Pry your eyes off of our cheese! Leo (July 23 – August 22) The entire reason that you went to a community college is because you always take the easy way out. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Plan your day with extreme care.  You will fall from the good grace of someone that you care about if you don’t.  Wear protective clothing because the fall is going to hurt… your planning sucks! Libra (September 23 – October 22) James will come to see you.  Don’t get excited… it’s not that important… he has bad news. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) This is one time that being fat has helped you!  Your larger size has made it harder for that guy to kidnap you. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The fact that you got out of bed this morning ruined someone else’s day!]]]]> ]]>

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