Horoscopes for January 25, 2011

If today is your birthday: Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the core. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) A chain is only as strong as it’s weakest link. You should take up welding. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) The winds of change are blowing, beware of stray nickels. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Your right hand knows all about your left hand’s doings. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Robbing Peter to pay Paul is never a good idea. Peter comes calling today.   Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Spend all day in a hot bath. You need it. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) We know something you don’t know. It is just killing you isn’t it? Cancer (June 21 – July 22) The dream you had last night will come true if you walk through doors backwards today. Leo (July 23 – August 22) You can make a purse from a sow’s ear if you want, but dogs will chase you. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You may not get your way today. We suggest throwing yourself on the floor and having a tantrum. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Saturn is moving into  your sign. We have no clue what that means, but thought you’d like to know. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Today is your day to shine! Cover yourself in glitter to enhance the effect. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) You should take a walk on the wild side. Ask Tomtom for directions.]]]]> ]]>