Horoscopes for January 31, 2011

If today is your birthday: Eating Smarties really does make you smarter. Yes, we are sure. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) You will being red today. Take off those shades. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Life is in fact a beach. Too bad you have sand in your under ware. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) If you can’t stand the heat, turn on the air conditioner. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Punch drunk is not something you get from weddings. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The cat drank all your beer. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Go now and protect your fish, your friends are plotting to steal them. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Don’t fear the unknown. Knowing in over rated. Leo (July 23 – August 22) There is not an app for that. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) TomTom can’t even find you. Libra (September 23 – October 22) You need to realize that these are in fact the days of your life. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Quotes the raven. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Don’t fight with Moon Doggie, he always wins.]]]]> ]]>