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Horoscopes for July 6, 2011
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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday! Another year older. We usually say older and wiser, but we are not lying to anybody anymore. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) You are going to see a downturn in friend activity on your facebook account today. This is a sign that everyone around you has a life and ou should get one too. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) The stars are out to get you today. One way or another, you’re going down. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Once you finally calm down and listen to reason today, everything will go much smoother. We understand your hair was on fire, but you scream like a little girl! Aries (March 21 – April 19) We keep waiting you to dazzle us with your brilliance, but so far; all you’ve done is baffle us with ignorance. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Avoid mirrors today. This is for the safety of your luck for the next 7 years. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Keep trying to reach for the stars. You never know you may grow taller. Or the arm you are reaching up with may get longer and you can finally scratch that itch. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You should start doing some community service. Try sitting with bedridden patients. Finally! Someone that won’t run away at the sound of your voice. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Try to be good today. Santa has started checking his list early this year. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) The day will end with you trapped in a phone booth. Weird we know, but true none the less. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Stay away from furry woodland animals today. Better get a rabies shot, just in case of ambush. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) You have been walking around all week trying to figure out hove to open a package you received in the mail. Here’s a hint: Not all boxes say “open here”. Just rip the thing open already. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The shortest route is not always the best. TomTom does in fact make mistakes.]]]]> ]]>
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