Horoscopes for March 12, 2011

If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!! Feel free to start lying about your age now.  Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)  If you sing a song in your head, make sure not to blurt out random parts in front of other people, they won’t get it. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Beware of squirrels on the side of the road.  They are amazed by your hubcaps. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)  Don’t set your clocks today.  Your boss wont like you trying to leave before your shift ends!. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Be careful when listening to certain songs-they have a tendency of getting stuck in your head. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)  Facebook can be harmful to your health.  Step away and get a cup of coffee. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)  The stars are stacked against you.  Get back in bed. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)  Talking to inanimate objects is not cool.  Please stop. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Ooohh! Chocolate! Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  Have an extra cookie today – you need it! Libra (September 23 – October 22)  Have fun, go mad! Have a lemon and a tic tac! Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Don’t play leapfrog with a unicorn.  It will not end well. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)  Aww heck, take the day off.  Just don’t give your boss our phone number for an excuse.]]]]> ]]>