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Horoscopes for November 13, 2011




If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  Don’t get caught picking your nose when everyone yells, “Surprise!”  Oh…  we forgot to keep the secret about the party.  Sorry for ruining it. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) When in doubt, choose “C” for the answer. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) A gamble will turn into a goldmine today.  Your gamble will be someone else’s goldmine! Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Spend your time wisely.  We know that doing anything wisely is a challenging feat for you but it can be done. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re gonna need some needle and thread to take care of an embarrassing rip in your pants later. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Temptations are all around you today.  You will give in and be angry with yourself for doing so! Gemini (May 21 – June 20) The hot July moon saw everything.  The first taste of love, oh, bittersweet, like green on the vine strawberry wine. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You will fail at your future endeavor. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Changing the way you comb your hair today could affect the tragic outcome of your life. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Jealousy will rule your day.  We’re not sure why, but you let that happen a lot. Libra (September 23 – October 22) SSDD! Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Press your luck!!!  There will be no Whammies today! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The dog from next door will show up on your doorstep and ask if you or your dog could come out to play.]]]]> ]]>

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