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Horoscopes for November 23, 2011

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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  Go shopping.  Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and the day after that, the stores will be way too crowded.  Get your trip in early and save the celebration for Friday! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Don’t pick up the phone.  It’s one of those “pay us or we’ll kill you” type of calls. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Okay…  Rinse… Pisces (February 19 – March 20) You will be attacked by the much maligned and ever sneaky spitting hare.   Be careful. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Just because you have a 120 on the speedometer does not mean that you have to make the needle reach it. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) An admirer who has become disenchanted with you will secretly pee in your coffee. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Your test results came back.  For the first time in your life, you’re gonna hear that something about you is positive! Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Grub.  It’s what’s for dinner.  No.  Seriously… You’re gonna get grubs on your plate tonight.  Who did you tick off? Leo (July 23 – August 22) Don’t complain about anything today.  It’s not as if anyone is gonna listen to you anyway! Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You are NOT a “jack of all trades,” but you are a master of none! Libra (September 23 – October 22) Shine a light into the back of your throat.  You see that little dangly thing back there?  Doesn’t it look like a punching bag for a really really small person? Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Tonight is the night.  You will still be alone but you’ll finally feel good about it! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) You will finally find out what a Vegemite sandwich is.]]]]> ]]>

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