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Horoscopes for November 28, 2011




If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  Go find Nik & Leo.  Let them know.  You need to celebrate with them or your day will just go to pot! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) You will get a case of crabs.  You ordered shrimp. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Splash a lot of water on your face.  You’re gonna need it for the day you’re about to have. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Today, as you return to work, you will be reminded of all the things that you are not thankful for! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your spell check function is about to go on strike.  It feels that you paid way too little for the amount of work that you make it do.  It suggests that you purchase a dictionary. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You will not be able to comprehend a lot today.  It’s probably because you have dressing inside your ear canal from passing out over your plate of leftovers while watching the Sunday night football game.   Buy some cotton swabs. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You will harken back to the days when you used to do that kind of thing for fun when you pass out later today because you forgot to keep breathing. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Grant someone’s secret wish today.   Don’t talk. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Very few people in this world have ever been in the type of position that you are in today.   We just want to know if you actually slept like that or did someone do it to you? Virgo (August 23 – September 22) You will find the courage to finally ask that special someone out but will faint before they even get the chance to turn you down. Libra (September 23 – October 22) If you’ve got something to say, spit it out.  Holding it in only causes you problems down the road.  Face those problems while you have insurance. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Could you please pass the Polaner’s All-Fruit and the Grey Poupon.  We’d like to try them out. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Smile.  We’ve got photos of what you did last night!  Now all we have to do is figure out that facebook site.]]]]> ]]>

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