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Horoscopes for November 4, 2011

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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  Good for you.  Now back to work. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Daylight Savings Time will ruin your day. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) You will be tied up for a while today.  Enjoy the experience. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) The mysteries of the world will become less mysterious when you find a mysterious package on your doorstep today. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Climbing trees is a good way to relieve your stress level, but it’s also a good way to break a leg. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You will still have that Queen song stuck in your head. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Break the cycle… it hurts your rear end anyway. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Dumpster diving is a relaxing pass-time, but when you get caught, you will be thoroughly embarrassed. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Call for help when you fall into the pit you dug.  Maybe someone will care enough to help.  When you do get out, throw away your metaphorical shovel. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) We think that Corn Nuts are nasty.  Just sayin’! Libra (September 23 – October 22) Pry yourself from your computer chair and go outside.  It’s a good day. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) This is a great day to clean your gun.  Primitive weapon season opens tomorrow and we like deer meat! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The fact that this has been declared “No Shave November” does not mean that you have to stop taking care of yourself.  You don’t have to shave but at least trim the forest down a little.  It’s starting to chafe other people.]]]]> ]]>

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