Horoscopes for November 5, 2011

If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  Have a great day. That is all. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) It is scary out there in the really real world. You don’t realize that though, cause you live in the land of pixels and layers. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Join in the festivities. You have spent too much time on the sidelines. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Under ordinary circumstances, you would be alright. Today will not be ordinary though. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You do not believe anything we say, so we are keeping our mouths shut! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) More and more you are beginning to believe that those around you are contagious. We are here to put your mind at ease. You are not crazy, they all are jumping are the chance to give you something unspeakable. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Keep a safe distance from bears. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Be true to yourself. So what if people point and laugh. Leo (July 23 – August 22) When all else fails, ask Siri. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Lounging will help you get your mind in order, but will wreak havoc on your body. Libra (September 23 – October 22) You need to spend some quality time with your blankie. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Liven up the party. Well placed firecrackers should do the trick. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Every once in a while you are face with an impossible decision. Don’t sweat it, it is impossible, right?]]]]> ]]>