Horoscopes for November 8, 2011 (ELECTION DAY!!!)

If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!!!  It’s Election Day… That’s so much more important.  Happy Birthday… Go VOTE! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) If you don’t VOTE, you don’t have a right to complain. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Don’t forget to VOTE! Pisces (February 19 – March 20) See all the pretty signs?  That’s your polling place… don’t be a stranger. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Just because there’s no drive through, doesn’t mean that you can’t go inside to fill out your ballot. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Normally we would just find some witty little insult about how dreadful your day is gonna be, but think of how dreadful the next four years are gonna be if your candidate loses the race because you didn’t go VOTE! Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Who cares about parties?  Today is ELECTION DAY…   The only parties that matter today are the elephants, the donkeys and the… hey… wait… Independents don’t have a mascot.  How unfair is that!  GO VOTE. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You could find your soul mate at the polls, but you won’t know unless you get there to VOTE! Leo (July 23 – August 22) You can spend all your time making money.  You can spend all your money making time.  You could also spend some quality time alone in the VOTING BOOTH and make some decisions about who’s gonna spend their time spending your tax dollars. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) 15 minutes could save you 15% on your taxes.  GO VOTE! Libra (September 23 – October 22) The balance of power is at stake.  GO VOTE!!! Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) If you would like to know the outcome of the election, we can tell you, but not until you VOTE! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Get ready.  Christmas will be here soon.  Thanksgiving will be a nightmare and the day after… let’s not even talk about that…. Let’s talk about today… it’s the most important holiday that isn’t a holiday… it ELECTION DAY!  Avoid the crowd… VOTE EARLY!!!]]]]> ]]>