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Horoscopes for October 13, 2011

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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!   Keep your distance from Fred. You don’t want to know why, just obey. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Have a good excuse for your behavior today. Nobody will believe you are as naive as you really are. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Love yourself or nobody else will. Sounds cliche, but it is really important today. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) You should consider calling in today. Normally we would not advise you to do this, but it is a must today. You can tempt faith and go against our advise, but you will be sorry. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Dive into the deep end. you have been told to do this before, but refused to do as you were told by the stars. Now, you have to do it over. Kinda like summer school. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You will be hit with a Mack truck at 80 miles per hour. At least that is how it will feel. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Eat applesauce today. Actually that is all you will be able to eat. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Lean on a friend today. But be ready for them to lean back. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Turmoil will follow you around like a little puppy today. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Eat your veggies, you need the extra fiber. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Most people would be ashamed of themselves. Good thing you aren’t most people. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Holla at your homeboys today. They miss you. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) There is a new peace treaty being proposed at the office today. Feel free to completely disregard it; everyone else will.]]]]> ]]>

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