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Horoscopes for October 24, 2011




If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!   Randomness is the spice of life. So, go be random. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Tomorrow nothing will stop you. Today, not so much. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Nothing feels as good as winning. Sorry you won’t know that feeling. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) You may have upper end tastes, but your bottom feeder job won’t allow you to live up to your tastes. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Nobody can take away your dignity. You can, however, give it away freely; as you will today. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Behind every successful man is a little boy driven by the urge to play. Let him out today. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Many will come to you with their problems this evening. Feel free to tell them that you are not Dear Abby. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Problems will plague your plumbing today. Leo (July 23 – August 22) You will be so tied up in yourself that you will forget the one that is most important you. You better get off the computer and fix that right away. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Whenever you feel like screaming, hold your breath. Just make sure you take a breath every now and then. Libra (September 23 – October 22) Money is not the root of all evil. Your boss is. You will agree with the stars by the end of the day. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Poncho and Lefty sing the blues, and so will you. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) You are being controlled like a puppet on a string. Make sure you get some scissors.]]]]> ]]>

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