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Horoscopes for September 23, 2011

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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday!   Flames will overtake your birthday party and the Fire Department will have to be called.  Looks like those trick candles may have been a little over the top! Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Joshua shook the Battle of Jericho, but you shook the last of the cereal out of the box. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Maybe, just maybe, that hottie will speak to you.  It’s highly unlikely, but one should have dreams.  Right? Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Oh.  Sorry.  We weren’t supposed to tell you that yesterday.  It was supposed to be a surprise.  They were planning on posting the photos online, so now they’ve concocted a new plan to embarrass you and we’ve been sworn to secrecy – under threat of poisoning by saccharin. Aries (March 21 – April 19) There is a deer eating your azalea bush.  We thought you should know.  We were surprised to see that you had an azalea bush, too! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Stella wants her groove back, again.  She says that you don’t know what you’re doing with it. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Flee the scene.  NOW! Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Of all the things that you could have done on the computer.  Of all the websites you could have visited.   You had to choose this one.  Thanks!!! Leo (July 23 – August 22) In the history of mankind, we don’t think there’s ever been someone quite like you.  We’re glad to know that. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Drop a bomb on someone today.  Tell them your deepest, darkest secret about your best friend.  See how long it takes to make it to Facebook. Libra (September 23 – October 22) We are confident that your plans will succeed.  If they don’t… sorry. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) You missed getting what was coming to you yesterday.  That’s a good thing…  we hope your luck continues today but, according to the stars… and this is a quote…  “Outlook Not Good”  At least that’s what the fancy new translation device says.  It’s big, round, black and it’s version number 8, so they’ve made lots of improvements thus far! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) So will the electric bill.]]]]> ]]>

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