Joke of the Day – December 16, 2011

First, a beloved Little Johnny joke!

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One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny’s teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal promptly stops Little Johnny, who is out of breath.  “Why are you running through the halls,” the principal asks. Little Johnny, who at this time has started glancing back over his shoulder, replies, “I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir.” “Who?” “Me and the kid chasing me,” Johnny screams before running off.

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And now… a brain-teaser Q: What’s the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.]]]]> ]]>

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