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Joke of the Day – December 28, 2011

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Three for the road… Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him. ‘Little Johnny asked, ‘Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’


An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.” A British doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.” A Canadian doctor says: “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.” A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: “You guys are way behind…… We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.
Q: How is one of those new fangled, flat-screen televisions just like going to your 30th high school reunion? A: Everything looks bigger and wider!!!]]]]> ]]>

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