Joke of the Day – December 29, 2011

Three more to make you laugh! Shut Up and Trouble were walking down a path. Trouble got lost. So, Shut Up went to find a police officer to ask for help. The police officer asked, “What’s your name?” He answered, “Shut Up.” He asked again “What’s your name?” “Shut Up.” The police officer asked, “Are you looking for trouble?!” “Yeah, I lost him down a path about two miles ago.”

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John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John’s seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the playing field. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he asks the man next to him if anyone is sitting there. The man told him no, it was empty. John is very excited to have a seat like this at a Super Bowl and asks why in the world no one is using it? The man replied that it was his wife’s seat but she passed away. He said this was the first Super Bowl that they have not attended together since they were married in 1968. John said that it was really sad and asked if he couldn’t find someone, a relative or a close friend to take the seat? “No” replied the man, “They’re at her funeral!”

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A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer.” ]]]]> ]]>

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