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Joke of the Day – December 5, 2011

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Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them? The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:

Dear Wife, Whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
Dear Wife, Now is the best time to plant the lettuce.
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