Joke of the Day – July 1, 2011

Seeing that it’s the first of the month and in celebration of the fact that we’ve made it through the first half of this year together, we’re offering up two jokes today!!! First… a story of the typical male… A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?” “Well,” the husband said, “we changed our plans because, uh…” His wife cut in, “Oh, tell the truth, Fred!” He feel silent, and she continued, “You know, it’s just ridiculous. Fred simply will NOT ask for directions.” Next… a ‘Little Johnny” joke for the ages… Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, “Little Johnny, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Mrs. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”]]]]> ]]>