Joke of the Day – July 4, 2011

Medical Terminology Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — Sheep dog Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital — Friendly D&C — Where Washington is Diarrhea — Journal of daily events Dilate — To live long Enema — Not a friend Fester — Quicker Fibula — A small lie G.I. Series — Soldiers’ ball game Grippe — Suitcase Hangnail — Coat hook Impotent — Distinguished, well known Intense pain — Torture in a tepee Labor pain — Got hurt at work Medical staff — Doctor’s cane Morbid — Higher offer Nitrate — Cheaper than day rate Node — Was aware of Outpatient — Person who had fainted Pelvis — Cousin of Elvis Post operative — Letter carrier Protein — Favoring young people Rectum — It almost killed him Recovery room — Place to do upholstery Rheumatic — Amorous Scar — Rolled tobacco leaf Secretion — Hiding anything Seizure — Roman emperor Serology — Study of knighthood Tablet — Small table Terminal illness — Sickness at airport Tibia — Country in North Africa Tumor — An extra pair Urine — Opposite of you’re out Varicose — Located nearby Vein — Conceited]]]]> ]]>