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Joke of the Day – November 20, 2011




  • When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
  • Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  • Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
  • Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
  • Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
  • Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
  • Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
  • Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
  • When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
  • Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
  • Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
  • Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  • Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
  • Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!”
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