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Joke of the Day – November 30, 2011




  • Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
  • Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joe’s vs. the X-Men.
  • Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
  • Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.
  • Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”
  • Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
  • Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “pick me! pick me!!”
  • If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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